The designers of the whole reproduction thing, as well as missing some major design flaws, must have had a right laugh.
What fun: to be insomniac when more tired than ever before. Tired? Yes! Sleepy? No!!! And if sleep does arrive, usually around about breakfast time, it is accompanied by bonkers and disturbing dreams.
Jolly japes: constant nausea; the whole concept, smell, effort and existence of food is repulsive. Yet the only way to overcome the nausea is to consume the vile food. In vast quantities because this is the only type of nausea that is accompanied by a insatiable hunger.
Extra laughs: the unquenchable thirst and a bladder capacity of 15ml.
Luckily the hormones make one chilled out and not tetchy or it might annoy rather...
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